Inspector Regalia and the Case of the Wedding Gone Wrong – Episode 7: Gather

Toxicology reports. DNA tests. Causes of death to be determined. He felt like a tired fox that had yet to find its way back to its hole. With so many strands, it was time to lay them out.

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‘It’s getting dark. Bring everybody indoors. Use the wedding hall to gather the guests, the caterers, your staff and members of the family. Kindly arrange for chairs and keep them occupied with drinks and snacks if that’s possible.’

‘We’ll take care of that, Inspector.’

‘Please inform the guests that DNA samples will be taken from all present here by the Coroners as standard police procedure. Anyone with strenuous objections to providing their samples can discuss it with me. As far as possible, make it sound routine, Mr.Suraj.’

Everyone, Inspector?’

‘Yes, samples are to be obtained from everyone. That includes the guests, the caterers and your household staff. Everyone on the premises. Thank you, Mr. Suraj.’

Regalia, having set the ball rolling for the De Cruzes final duties on-site, had a passing thought,

‘Is there a band on site?’

‘A band, Inspector?’

‘The musical kind. To provide entertainment.’

Suraj the major-domo looked perplexed, a professional butler asked to provide something that he was well beyond his scope of work. But he steadied himself and responded to Regalia’s request with his customary coolness.

‘I’m afraid that I was not in charge of entertainment for today’s event, Sir. That was the responsibility of Miss Filo, who’d somehow convinced Master Aarav that a cello performance was needed to elevate his wedding celebrations to greater heights. The performance took place and everyone moved on.’

‘Moved on to…?’

‘Part way through the performance, the guests began getting up and walking out. You might say that they moved on, to just about anything else Sir, so long as there were no stringed instruments involved.’

‘Who’s Filo?’

‘It’s the young lady who’d accosted you earlier today.’

Regalia let his mind roll back to the faces he’d seen that day. All the way back to pastry.

‘You mean it’s the girl you said had a name like pastry? Filo something.’

‘Exactly, Sir. Now I remember, it’s Miss Filo Pankajam.’

‘That’s a very Indian name.’

‘Indeed Sir. You’d never guess that from her mannerisms or speech.’

‘She organised the cello performance?’

‘She gave the cello performance. I’d strongly advise against subjecting the guests to another session of that Inspector.’

Regalia considered Suraj’s words. Personally, the Inspector was fond of music of the classical variety, particularly if a cello was involved. On the other hand, he could imagine being subjected to genres of music that one considered distasteful and the ire that would raise. Play it safe, he thought to himself.

‘Very well. Give them refreshments and keep the girl and her cello locked down as well.’

‘Gladly Sir.’

Suraj strode off while waving with the tip of his finger to one of the servants on one side and with the other hand, to another fellow who’d seen him pass. Both servants fell in line behind him, like soldiers summoned for on an ad-hoc mission. Regalia was impressed with how the major-domo ran the place with the efficiency of an elite military unit.

Back in the study, the De Cruzes and the policeman who’d gone to get the security footage, were waiting. Regalia shut the door and looked at his man, as defeated-looking a policemen as one could ever come across.

‘The person I handed the glass to was a senior staff, Inspector. You can see her fill the glass up from a water dispenser that’s in plain sight and hand the glass back to me. The water sample has been taken accordingly and handed to our Coroners here. But there is no one seen adding anything into the dispenser earlier. The dispenser can’t have been filled with whatever killed the witness.’

‘We’ll confirm that once the results arrive. There’s plenty for us to go through as things stand. I hope there will be no more surprises tonight, Inspector,’ George De Cruz said from his seat.

‘There are a lot of strands to follow-up on George. For your final act this evening, everything is being organized by Suraj outside. You can begin as soon as you are both ready. Make sure everyone is sampled including the caterers and staff, plus Suraj and Mrs. Pall of the fork-attack.’

Regalia suddenly felt hungry and realized he’d not had a proper meal since lunch that afternoon, when he’d taken the Goddess for Italian at a cosy old place run by a Bosnian family near his home. But he was now at a place where even a drink of water was a cause for trepidation.

‘How soon can I expect to hear from you?’

George looked at Jan, who nodded her head confidently, and answered on her husband’s behalf,

‘We’ve got a team waiting that can run the tests overnight and have a report ready by morning. We can get the results to you by 10am the latest, except for the DNA tests. How many people do we have here? Fifty? Forty-seven. All in? No earlier than noon then for the DNA results.

‘Ok. Have it all emailed to me at one go and let me know when it’s done, just in case I miss it on my phone.’

‘No problem.’

‘Can we just recap. So I need your input on the causes of the deaths of Groom, Bride and Dickinson, Also the toxicology reports for the wedding cake and drinking water from the dispenser as well as any traces you got from the glass itself. And DNA test results for all present at this this wedding. Is that all?’

Jan remained silent, eyes open, but the orbs were flickering side to side. She was ticking off all the evidence gathered and tests to be run as a result of the wedding gone wrong. George was watching her patiently, knowing exactly what she was doing. Presently, Jan snapped out of her train of thought.

‘We’re also taking the bulletproof vests and embedded bullets with us. We can give you the type of weapon they were fired from.’

‘Great. I’ll look forward to hearing from you both tomorrow.’

‘Good night Inspector. Good luck with the rest of the evening. And our regards to the Missus please.’

Regalia nodded and wondered what the rest of the evening would bring. He felt like a tired fox that had yet to find its way back to its hole. First he needed to contain any mutinies and ensure that no one forces their way out of the premises until they had given their DNA samples. His people were already taking down personal identifications and contact details from everyone. 

Then, he would talk with the living family members, who consisted – from his queries thus far – of only Aarav’s mum and sister. At least that was the official count, for now, of living family members. That might change. Regalia allowed a smirk to appear on his face.

And finally, tomorrow, with the arrival of the lab results, it would be time to gather the interested parties, lay the cards on the table and wrap everything up. After that he might, hopefully, be able to head home to his foxhole.

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Inspector Regalia and the Case of the Wedding Gone Wrong – Episode 5 : The Spiky Haired Fellow

The spiky haired fellow was nervous, still in shock. Regalia had to get him to start talking. Then he needed to keep him talking.

Regalia circled the fellow a couple of times, trying to get a feel for his interviewee. Unlike Mrs Pall, who’d been gung-ho and communicative throughout her interview, this fellow looked guilty before anyone had accused him of any thing.

He was a very nervous young man. He never looked straight at Regalia or held his gaze for very long, at least not initially. In a way, his mannerism didn’t match his spiky hair and spiffy clothes. One would think that he was the one arrested for attacking a wedding guest instead of the other way round.

‘What’s your name?’ Regalia began, trying the most obvious and least threatening line of questioning.

‘Dickinson. Samuel.’

‘Dickinson Samuel?’

‘Actually, it’s Samuel Dickinson.’

‘Whose side are you on? Were you invited by the Bride or Groom?’

Tears began welling in Samuel Dickinson’s eyes,

‘You mean ‘the late Bride and Groom’.’

Regalia sighed and finally settled into the chair opposite the spiky haired fellow.

‘I heard the gunshot like everyone else but I couldn’t tell which direction it came from. So I simply ran. Then that woman came at me with a fork.’

‘Yes, that’s what I mean. Who invited you?’

‘Aarav, the groom.’

‘Was he a friend? Family?’

‘A friend. We’d both attended culinary classes together in the UK. That’s something that no one in his family knows about because as you may have guessed – it’s a family of movers and shakers. They don’t do business, they own them. Aarav’s interest in cooking was greatly discouraged and I don’t believe he told anyone here about it.’

‘Can that explain why you were circling the wedding cake, as witnesses put you?’

His voice grew angry,

‘What witnesses? The wild woman with the fork? Who is she?’

‘She’s a concerned guest who saw you running towards the gunshots instead of away from them.’

‘I have a problem with my hearing, his voice grew softer.’

‘Excuse me?’

Dickinson reached up to his left ear and removed a device. He held it in his palm for Regalia to see. Then he replaced it.

‘My hearing aid. It’s a little aged and faulty. I heard the gunshot like everyone else but I couldn’t tell which direction it came from. So I simply ran. Then that woman came at me with a fork. It was madness, the whole experience.’

Regalia was silent. He had been watching Dickinson’s eye movement as he told his story. The fellow was recalling his experience, not making them up. That was obvious to Regalia, as it would have been to anyone who’d had a passing acquaintance with NLP. The eyes tell you how the brain is working. When the brain is fabricating something, the eyes look one way. When a memory is recalled, the eyes look the opposite way.

‘What did you think of the cake?’

Dickinson, spiky hair and all, appeared to have regained a good measure of his composure back. He didn’t sound so defensive. He gave a condescending laugh.

‘Cake, Inspector? Amateurish I’d say. It tasted too plain. Not fit for such an occasion.’

‘It looked impressive though.’

‘Ah, looks. Isn’t that all that matters, Inspector? The cake was poor. Aarav would not have approved. He and Smyrna did not miss much.’

‘So you did nothing to the cake?’

A puzzled look came on Dickinson’s face. With his spiky top, it made him look like a farm bird.

‘No, I did not. And anyway, what’s the cake got to do with the murders? They died because of gunshots. Didn’t they?’

Regalia continued, as he had no answers, as yet, to these questions.

‘You knew the family a bit I suppose? Tell me. What would have happened to the family fortune with Aarav’s marriage?’

Dickinson sat back, as if Regalia’s question had set him off thinking about something he’d completely forgotten or overlooked, up until that point.

‘Inspector, is it possible to get me a drink? I just realized something. There would be some serious consequences financially once he got married. Damn!’

There was a tone of triumph in Dickinson’s voice.

Regalia stepped out of the room, asked for a drink and waited as his man disappeared into the kitchen area. Through the French windows, the lawn outside shone green in the sunshine, dotted with guests, still in their finery, gossiping, drinking and standing silently side by side. Servants were going, from group to group, with trays of refreshments and finger food.

Inside, a couple of policemen stood beside the bride and groom, whose bodies had finally been covered with a dining table cloth. Just behind the policemen, Jan and George De Cruz were seated, sharing a drink and commenting on the decorations around them, looking for all the world like another couple at a typical function. They looked lovely together. Regalia waved when he caught their eye and they waved back. He needed to get to them as soon as he was done with Dickinson. His man came back from the kitchen, glass of water in hand.

Regalia entered the room, closed the door and walked back to where the young man was waiting. He placed the glass on the table and took his seat,

‘What would change with the wedding, Samuel?’

The young man held one finger in the air, as he lifted up the glass and gulped down its contents at one go. There was a confidence in his manner which was non-existent at the start of the interview earlier.

He sat back with a smile, as he wiped the edge of his mouth with the back of his hand.

‘There is a clause in the will of Aarav’s late father which kicks into effect upon Aarav’s wedding. You see Inspector, I know this because he told me in England, when we were taking cooking classes and he was dabbling with the idea of giving up his family fortune to go on his own. The recklessness of youth and all that you know.’

Dickinson coughed. Regalia took the opportunity to make a circular motion with his left hand, indicating that he should get to the point.

A nod, then Dickinson continued,

‘Aarav is the eldest child in the family. In order to claim the lion’s share of the fortune left by his late father, he needed to be married. But…’

Another cough. Regalia leaned forward, starting to get impatient. He tried to move the telling along,

‘But if he wasn’t married, or dead, that would mean the will remains intact. Someone else would be eligible. A sibling.’

Dickinson coughed. Several times. He sipped the water again and continued his narration,

‘No, Inspector. The crucial thing is that the will is open to not only children from the late father’s known marriage. It specifically stipulates that any offspring who is able to provide DNA proof and is married…’

Regalia froze. Although Dickinson’s words had an impact on his thoughts, what made him stop was the look on the spiky haired fellow’s face. It was stricken, no longer wearing the satisfied expression he had when he’d recollected the details about the family will.

Regalia leapt for the door, threw it open and shouted for medical help, for the seated De Cruz’s to come quick.

When he turned and ran back to the young man, Dickinson was motionless against his chair, head slanted to one side. His eyes were open, a bit of froth was trickling down the side of his mouth, and blood was draining from his face. He’d stopped breathing.

By the time the De Cruz’ arrived, Samuel Dickinson was dead.

To be continued….

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