Inspector Regalia and the Case of the Wedding Gone Wrong – Episode 6: Of Kitchens and Bodies

‘Anyone look familiar?’
The policeman did another scan, appearing less hopeful the second time round. He shook his head.

That left Regalia with the De Souzas.

Being part of a sizable mansion, the kitchen accordingly consisted of two large divided sections. One was occupied by the catering crew in charge of all meals and refreshments for the wedding. About a dozen men and women in nicely starched white uniforms were packing up. All utensils and crockery, washed and dried, went into customized containers. There was a buzz among them, as they looked forward to putting everything away, clamber up onto their transport and head home, to share the news about the dead bride and groom. They’d yet to hear about the death of Dickinson, the spiky haired fellow, which would make it an even more exciting assignment to tell others about.

On the other side, the household staff were cleaning vegetables and cutting up fish, preparing to serve the guests who’d been held back after the events of the afternoon by Regalia and his police personnel. This was a somber group. These people were older and maintained a respectful tone of voice, discussing the death of Aarav and his wife amongst themselves in hushed tones. As the household staff, they’d known Aarav all his life and had been thunderstruck by the tragedy. They’d been looking forward to have him take over the day-to-day affairs of the household from his aging mother, their late employer’s widow.

A dull looking policeman walked into the kitchen and scanned the faces before him, his brows furrowed. Regalia walked in after him and saw the two groups of people in their respective corners.

‘Anyone look familiar?’

The policeman, who’d dashed into the kitchen and fetched the glass of water earlier, did another scan, appearing less hopeful the second time round. He shook his head.

Regalia observed the walls and corners of the kitchen and pointed.

‘Find Suraj the head waiter. Get him to access the security footage from those cameras – one, two and three (he pointed out each one). We can see who took the glass from you and came back with the water.’

The De Souzas were working on Dickinson when Regalia returned to the makeshift interrogation room. The glass and it’s contents had been secured. Jan was instructing the police photographer on the angles she wanted him to shoot. Her husband, on his hands and knees over Dickinson’s body, looked up at the Inspector.

‘He died of cardiac arrest. I can think of a few possible causes. I can also think of a couple of native poisons with this effect. We’ll take the body in and run the usual tests. It could be just plain luck for the killer that opportunity presented itself, or…’

‘Or what George?’

‘The sophistication of a hit like this indicates something else.’

Regalia looked at Jan and the blank-faced photographer, then back to Dickinson’s body, laid out on the floor, and finally, back to George’s round, scientific face.

‘You’re saying this could mean we have a hired killer on the property?’

George shrugged his shoulders and looked down at the body of the spiky haired fellow. He didn’t say anything in response. Too early to tell.

‘You both have got something for me from your examination of the bride and groom, yes?’

‘Yes we do,’ said Jan, remembering.

‘I was told that they were shot at close range when the lights had gone out while they were cutting the cake or eating it, that’s what I heard. Anything to contradict that?’

‘Shots were fired, that’s correct. But…’

Jan looked at George, a twinkle in her eyes as she let him explain the interesting part.

‘The bullets didn’t kill them.’

Regalia’s eyebrows rose and he thought he’d misheard.

‘Say again.’

‘The bullets were fired but it didn’t kill the couple.’

She didn’t hurry with the rest of what she wanted to say, but Regalia guessed it and a something like a smirk crossed his face,

‘It was the cake, wasn’t it?’

Jan’s look confirmed it.

‘How did the couple survive gunshots at close range? Were they wearing bulletproof vests under their wedding garments?’

Jan nodded. George, still hovering over Dickinson’s body, gave a look of confirmation.

‘If that’s true, then why use a gun if the cake was already spiked?’ Regalia wondered out loud, stepping aside as the photographer left the room, having been allowed to do so by Jan,

‘To make doubly sure?’

‘Or were there two parties attempting to kill the couple at the wedding?’

‘Has anyone else been eating the cake?’

‘No, Inspector. It’s untouched. The cake – pink and red, as you remember – was set aside as soon as the couple cut it, took their bites, playfully began to smudge each other with said cake before shots rang out. You know all the drama that took place since then.’

‘I’ve yet to get a clear picture on the drama, as you put it, since the people I’ve spoken to so far have been talking about other things.’

‘Or died.’

Regalia looked down, as did the De Cruzes, at Dickinson with spiky hair, lying perfectly still and composed.

‘Or died,’ said Regalia.

‘Inspector, we’ve got the stuff we need. Our vehicles are here. We’ll take the bodies with us – Aarav and Smyrna and this fellow here. Lab tests will happen later tonight. We will get back in touch as soon as we generate the reports tomorrow. Is there anything else you need?’

‘Can you guys squeeze in some DNA samples?’

‘How many people did you have in mind?’

‘Everyone.’ Here Regalia looked squarely at the Coroners before him, watching their reaction.

‘Why? Did we miss something?’ it was George.

‘No, you didn’t. But I’m afraid this whole drama hinges on who’s related to who.’

To be continued….

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Inspector Regalia and the Case of the Wedding Gone Wrong – Episode 5 : The Spiky Haired Fellow

The spiky haired fellow was nervous, still in shock. Regalia had to get him to start talking. Then he needed to keep him talking.

Regalia circled the fellow a couple of times, trying to get a feel for his interviewee. Unlike Mrs Pall, who’d been gung-ho and communicative throughout her interview, this fellow looked guilty before anyone had accused him of any thing.

He was a very nervous young man. He never looked straight at Regalia or held his gaze for very long, at least not initially. In a way, his mannerism didn’t match his spiky hair and spiffy clothes. One would think that he was the one arrested for attacking a wedding guest instead of the other way round.

‘What’s your name?’ Regalia began, trying the most obvious and least threatening line of questioning.

‘Dickinson. Samuel.’

‘Dickinson Samuel?’

‘Actually, it’s Samuel Dickinson.’

‘Whose side are you on? Were you invited by the Bride or Groom?’

Tears began welling in Samuel Dickinson’s eyes,

‘You mean ‘the late Bride and Groom’.’

Regalia sighed and finally settled into the chair opposite the spiky haired fellow.

‘I heard the gunshot like everyone else but I couldn’t tell which direction it came from. So I simply ran. Then that woman came at me with a fork.’

‘Yes, that’s what I mean. Who invited you?’

‘Aarav, the groom.’

‘Was he a friend? Family?’

‘A friend. We’d both attended culinary classes together in the UK. That’s something that no one in his family knows about because as you may have guessed – it’s a family of movers and shakers. They don’t do business, they own them. Aarav’s interest in cooking was greatly discouraged and I don’t believe he told anyone here about it.’

‘Can that explain why you were circling the wedding cake, as witnesses put you?’

His voice grew angry,

‘What witnesses? The wild woman with the fork? Who is she?’

‘She’s a concerned guest who saw you running towards the gunshots instead of away from them.’

‘I have a problem with my hearing, his voice grew softer.’

‘Excuse me?’

Dickinson reached up to his left ear and removed a device. He held it in his palm for Regalia to see. Then he replaced it.

‘My hearing aid. It’s a little aged and faulty. I heard the gunshot like everyone else but I couldn’t tell which direction it came from. So I simply ran. Then that woman came at me with a fork. It was madness, the whole experience.’

Regalia was silent. He had been watching Dickinson’s eye movement as he told his story. The fellow was recalling his experience, not making them up. That was obvious to Regalia, as it would have been to anyone who’d had a passing acquaintance with NLP. The eyes tell you how the brain is working. When the brain is fabricating something, the eyes look one way. When a memory is recalled, the eyes look the opposite way.

‘What did you think of the cake?’

Dickinson, spiky hair and all, appeared to have regained a good measure of his composure back. He didn’t sound so defensive. He gave a condescending laugh.

‘Cake, Inspector? Amateurish I’d say. It tasted too plain. Not fit for such an occasion.’

‘It looked impressive though.’

‘Ah, looks. Isn’t that all that matters, Inspector? The cake was poor. Aarav would not have approved. He and Smyrna did not miss much.’

‘So you did nothing to the cake?’

A puzzled look came on Dickinson’s face. With his spiky top, it made him look like a farm bird.

‘No, I did not. And anyway, what’s the cake got to do with the murders? They died because of gunshots. Didn’t they?’

Regalia continued, as he had no answers, as yet, to these questions.

‘You knew the family a bit I suppose? Tell me. What would have happened to the family fortune with Aarav’s marriage?’

Dickinson sat back, as if Regalia’s question had set him off thinking about something he’d completely forgotten or overlooked, up until that point.

‘Inspector, is it possible to get me a drink? I just realized something. There would be some serious consequences financially once he got married. Damn!’

There was a tone of triumph in Dickinson’s voice.

Regalia stepped out of the room, asked for a drink and waited as his man disappeared into the kitchen area. Through the French windows, the lawn outside shone green in the sunshine, dotted with guests, still in their finery, gossiping, drinking and standing silently side by side. Servants were going, from group to group, with trays of refreshments and finger food.

Inside, a couple of policemen stood beside the bride and groom, whose bodies had finally been covered with a dining table cloth. Just behind the policemen, Jan and George De Cruz were seated, sharing a drink and commenting on the decorations around them, looking for all the world like another couple at a typical function. They looked lovely together. Regalia waved when he caught their eye and they waved back. He needed to get to them as soon as he was done with Dickinson. His man came back from the kitchen, glass of water in hand.

Regalia entered the room, closed the door and walked back to where the young man was waiting. He placed the glass on the table and took his seat,

‘What would change with the wedding, Samuel?’

The young man held one finger in the air, as he lifted up the glass and gulped down its contents at one go. There was a confidence in his manner which was non-existent at the start of the interview earlier.

He sat back with a smile, as he wiped the edge of his mouth with the back of his hand.

‘There is a clause in the will of Aarav’s late father which kicks into effect upon Aarav’s wedding. You see Inspector, I know this because he told me in England, when we were taking cooking classes and he was dabbling with the idea of giving up his family fortune to go on his own. The recklessness of youth and all that you know.’

Dickinson coughed. Regalia took the opportunity to make a circular motion with his left hand, indicating that he should get to the point.

A nod, then Dickinson continued,

‘Aarav is the eldest child in the family. In order to claim the lion’s share of the fortune left by his late father, he needed to be married. But…’

Another cough. Regalia leaned forward, starting to get impatient. He tried to move the telling along,

‘But if he wasn’t married, or dead, that would mean the will remains intact. Someone else would be eligible. A sibling.’

Dickinson coughed. Several times. He sipped the water again and continued his narration,

‘No, Inspector. The crucial thing is that the will is open to not only children from the late father’s known marriage. It specifically stipulates that any offspring who is able to provide DNA proof and is married…’

Regalia froze. Although Dickinson’s words had an impact on his thoughts, what made him stop was the look on the spiky haired fellow’s face. It was stricken, no longer wearing the satisfied expression he had when he’d recollected the details about the family will.

Regalia leapt for the door, threw it open and shouted for medical help, for the seated De Cruz’s to come quick.

When he turned and ran back to the young man, Dickinson was motionless against his chair, head slanted to one side. His eyes were open, a bit of froth was trickling down the side of his mouth, and blood was draining from his face. He’d stopped breathing.

By the time the De Cruz’ arrived, Samuel Dickinson was dead.

To be continued….

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